New Record!!

[ayavner]

Just wanted to say I got 15.25mpg on this last fill up, a new record!!!

Thank you, I will be signing autographs at the door...

adam

 

[Sergei]

Good job!

"and what do we do with witches?.."

 

[ayavner]

Burn Them!!!!!

 

[RoverChic]

"She turned me into a Newt...A newt? I got better."

 

[NXC1978]

You guys are hallrious! When I read the "Burn them!" I laughed out loud suddenly without realizing I am at work and everyone in this boring @ss insurance office was looking at me like "What???".

 

[Sergei]

Yep. We are easily amusing crowd..

"how you knew he is a king?"

 

[RoverChic]

This one is my favorite ...Tis bit a but flesh wound.

Nicholas: Your in Allen, Texas?? BOOMER SOONER!!! TUCK TEXAS!! I have been to Allen a million times..My ex Joel lives there! Texas Rules!!

 

[Sergei]

Texas Rules: there are no rules..

Actually there are more from fight with Black Knight:

"what you gonna do? Bleed on me?"

"come on! I'll bite your legs off"

 

[Moose]

"He hasn't got **** all over him."

"What is your favorite color?"
"Blue, no red! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

 

[ayavner]

so... what y'all think of my new record... hehe Allen, TX... thats real close to Wylie, TX where I live!

A farcical aquatic ceremony is no basis for establishing a government!

HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED!!!